Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't !

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick