Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it