Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it