What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture