What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.