What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.