How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.