How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.