How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station