How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark