Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.