Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.