Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-