Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.