What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.