Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.