Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.