Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.