Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
You weed out the rest
There was a traffic jam.
To get to the dark side.
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Luke warm
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Because it's always on a sundae!
Easter
