Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
It burns too easily
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
A: Who cares!
Reebok bok bok
An eggroll !
A: Car-pets!
His lips are moving
One egg is un oeuf.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
Because it was a little chicken.
A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
