Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!