Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !