Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !