Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Strawberry Patch Jokes More Strawberry Patch Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.