Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.