Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Raisin bran

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The hide and seek champion.

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He can never find the Loki.

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Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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He was a cheetah.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.