Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.