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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

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What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"