Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n...

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.