Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.