Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.