You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
No hard feelings.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Full House.
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
Because it's playing dead.
Having to admit you have autism :,P
Pickup lines
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
