Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
A what?
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.
A Baked Bean!
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.