How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan