How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.