How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

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What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.