How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Juan Juan Jokes More Juan Juan Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan