What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.