What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.