How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.