How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.