How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth