Speed bump ahead
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Translate.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
