What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Food Poisoning Jokes More Food Poisoning Jokes

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!