What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother