What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!