What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.