What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

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What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)