Sugar is on the lips. :-)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.
Log jam.
It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
He raised Cain.
sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Both are a glaze
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
I freed the what?"
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
Adobe wan Kenobi.
You use tulips.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
Nothing. They're both crustacians.
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because they're made out of graphite
Works it out with a pencil.
A dia-beetle
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.