What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.