What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!