How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.