How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.