How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

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A Brazilian.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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