How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...