How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.