How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.