How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.