How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.