What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
By long distance.