What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
By long distance.
