How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

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How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps