How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."