What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!