What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !