Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*