Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!