What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :