What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :