What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.