What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.