What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.