Fjord Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro sinko

What did the drowning number theorist say?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.