Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.