What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.