Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.