Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.