Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.