Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.