Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Dry Humour.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Get a womb, you two."
Because he's always inbetween jobs.
because Sam sung better than him