What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.