What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR