Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.