Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?