What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.