What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"