Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Nana Jokes More Nana Jokes

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.