Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"
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Nana boo boo
The Holocaust
Call a toe truck.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
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Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
The Dallas Cowboys
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.
You can't milk a goat for over 50 years
A colour scheme.
You can't gargle with the sand.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Uta Hagen daz.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
He got tired of kicking him around.
Talking while driving.
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