Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul