Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.